how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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