Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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