it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Drunk walkin through police station. America
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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