yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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