you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
