your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
