Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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