This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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