How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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