So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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