What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We just shotgunned beers for America
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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