and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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