Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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