why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just found a bag of teeth...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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