The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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