piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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