What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
