I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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