I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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