Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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