The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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