3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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