it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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