You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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