Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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