I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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