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We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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