I don't think brook has ever known best
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
