I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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