I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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