let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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