no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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