If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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