I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Randomize
