He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
nutella sex= disaster
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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