How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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