Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
whose ass print is on the piano?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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