if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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