? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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