We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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