Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Less talking, more tequila
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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