i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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