I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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