with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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