Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
my liver is dry heaving
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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