YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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