You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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