R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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