that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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