i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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