i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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