There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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