she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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